Bethany's preggers!

We told ya'll!

After reporting the she was preggers and her publicist swearing up and down that it wasn't true, Bethenny Frankel finally admits it - she's sperminated!

"It's premature to be telling people this," she said. "It's not like, 'Did I Get Botox?' It's not the way I wanted it to get out."

We said Botox AND a baby - so we're two for two!

But for not telling anyone, bitch sure loves to give details NO ONE needs to know about (aka her reproductive functioning).

"I'm no spring chicken. I didn't think it was going to happen right away. Because of my age, sometimes we weren't totally careful," said the hag. "I got to be honest, we are both feeling kind of proud of ourselves. We are both 38 and we were like, 'Listen, your fish can swim and I am fertile.' So that's exciting."

Uh, congrats?!