new year's fish!

couture

williamsburg

rainy day

Let's see what the experts say...

happy holidays

the littlest gambler

How four year olds play Hangman

Goodbye, Kleen Machine...

Hello Laundry.bz!!

Let the honeymoon begin. I am completely in love with this place. They picked up my stuff yesterday and returned it today cleaner than it's ever been and folded way better than those beeatches at Kleen Machine could do even if they actually tried. I didn't have to talk to anyone or deal with any attitude, it was all done online. They answered my emails instantly and called me when the driver was outside. And all this for only ten cents more per pound!!

Happy Hanukkah!

How many four year olds can fit in a car made for a two year old?

"Why somebody buyed me a big hat?"

This Is Not Cute.

historic gastronomy at the Stone House

www.fourpooundsflour.com

had this in my head all day

Duane Reade has the best books.

masked

Halloween candy for sale on 1st Street

I wish I knew the story behind this one.

1799 gravestone unearthed in washington square park

From the Times.

Redskins fan and proud of it

Roadtrip

dramatic Dramatic Play

Bethany's preggers!

We told ya'll!

After reporting the she was preggers and her publicist swearing up and down that it wasn't true, Bethenny Frankel finally admits it - she's sperminated!

"It's premature to be telling people this," she said. "It's not like, 'Did I Get Botox?' It's not the way I wanted it to get out."

We said Botox AND a baby - so we're two for two!

But for not telling anyone, bitch sure loves to give details NO ONE needs to know about (aka her reproductive functioning).

"I'm no spring chicken. I didn't think it was going to happen right away. Because of my age, sometimes we weren't totally careful," said the hag. "I got to be honest, we are both feeling kind of proud of ourselves. We are both 38 and we were like, 'Listen, your fish can swim and I am fertile.' So that's exciting."

Uh, congrats?!

Complete douchebag or just a stupid dad?