Overheard at the Co-op

Lesbian #1: Excuse me, is it like, Dyke Night at the Co-op on Tuesdays? Is that a thing? I've never seen so many dykes here before.

Lesbian #2: Oh, hee-hee, I don't know. Maybe? That's awesome.

Lesbian #1: Yeah. I just got back from the dyke area on Fire Island and here it's Dyke Night at the Co-op.

Lesbian #3: I love it. I keep waiting for them to do that at Home Depot. Dyke Night.

(all three dykes crack up)