Steph Write-Up

Well, lookie here. My first day of vacay and I find a treasure trove of Palin gossip just waiting for me. Like this: Levi and Bristol have agreed to film a reality show together about their marriage (they're giving it another go) and life raising little Tripp. But unfortunately, none of the networks are buying it. "Don't think we should do it. Neither of them have personalities," said one network executive.

Meanwhile, Levi's sister Mercede has a blog! Omg, why didn't I know about this before? She has a lot to say on her blog. Interspersed with sexy photos of herself. And she's feuding with Bristol! Because someone published photos of Levi's truck parked at Bristol's condo and Bristol thinks Mercede did it and she's pissed! Here's what Bristol wrote on Mercede's Facebook:

How does it benefit Tripp to provide pictures of my home, my truck, and even my licenses plates? Do you think its safe for my one year old son to have stalkers driving by his/our home constantly? Do you think its fair to have your friends make threats towards myself and my household? .. I think this limelight gives you some sort of sick high. I … See Moreknow you’re desperate for attention, but enough was enough about a year and a half ago. You hold no title, and you have no class. You are the biggest contradiction. How can you be on food stamps, but still buy designer purses and wear designer jeans? Do you think you’ll go far in life by making fast money solely on untrue, completely illegitimate accusations? .. Like I said you’re seeking attention, and you don’t have enough friends, or a job, or even a hobby, occupying your time. I know you’re life must be depressing hun, but that’s why there antidepressants.

Mercede responds on her blog:

First off I would like to point out that I did NOT take those pictures, and still have no idea where her condo is, so she needs to check her sources.

I am also NOT on food stamps! And that was an unnecessarily ugly thing to say.

As for my clothes, well what does my having nice clothes have to do with Bristol? Many of the clothes in my closet I have received as gifts from relatives. The others I purchased for myself. (YES, for your information I started working at age fourteen and had a number of jobs before it became impossible for me to find employment.) Also I have been the same size since my Freshman year so even older clothes still fit.

And WHO said that I don’t have a hobby?

I have a number of hobbies, such as golf, running, scrapbooking, photography, and many others. I am not just sitting around imagining ways to make money by selling information about Bristol. If I were all I would have to do is pick up the phone and sell this story to the tabloids.

Remember, I am not the one making false accusations Bristol. Or lying to the public.

These past few weeks have been exceptionally hard on my family.

I'm sure it's been very hard. You should write a book, Mercede!
I would LOVE to write a book. I only wish I knew how to go about doing so. I know that people would be drawn to my story if they had the chance to see it in print. I really hope to get the opportunity to write one sometime soon.