Your new choices at the airport: groping or ogling

Yay! Pretty soon they're getting full-body scan machines at LaGuardia and JFK. So here are your options when traveling, America:

1. Go through a full-body scanner machine that shows your entire naked body to a TSA worker who's hidden in a dark room

OR

2. Submit to a full-body pat down performed by a TSA worker that is "extremely invasive. This was a very probing-type touching - not just patting over all your areas, but actually probing and pushing and seeing if I was concealing something in my genital area."

Read more here and get even more pissed off